Make America Great Again Mike the Plumber Comic

At that place's been a lot of debates over whether the networks should broadcast Donald Trump's daily printing conferences on the coronavirus. While at that place is pertinent data provided with these conferences, the majority of the time, they're simply replacements for Donald Trump'south hate rallies where he and everyone else speaking praises Donald Trump. But i aspect at that place should not be any argue over is that these things don't have to be infomercials for companies whose executives are Donald Trump campaign supporters.

Seriously, I don't need to see a free commercial for MyPillow in the eye of the day on CNN, who thankfully cutting away during his segment at the daily hate rally. Mike Lindell, the CEO of the pillow visitor, gets plenty advertizement on Laura Ingraham's bear witness (where he increased his advertisement after other companies dropped out later she attacked school-shooting survivor David Hogg).

Lindell was at Trump's Monday press conference considering he says he'due south donating 75% of his company to producing confront masks and will soon be boot out 50,000 a day. I'yard not sure what he's not being paid for this but I'm sure he's not doing it for free. Lindell'due south appearance with other executives was to bolster Trump's argument that he doesn't need the Defense Production Act to have companies help fight the coronavirus. But if the kind of people helping out is people like Mike Lindell, I'm non going to be enthusiastic.

Mike Lindell says he's going to brand 50,000 face up masks a day. It's not that I recall Lindell is lying, merely information technology'south not like I believe him either. Why wouldn't I believe a fine, upstanding Christian who throws his Christianity in everyone'south confront at every opportunity (Seriously. He did it at the press conference as well). The reason I don't believe Mr. Lindell is considering he'south a Trump supporter.

First off, he praised Donald Trump's response to the pandemic. That right there tells me yous're he'due south total of due south–t. Lindell has said Trump is the "the nearly astonishing president this country has ever seen in history," which he said before Trump was president. He'south a conman who settled a lawsuit with several California counties over false advertising that his pillow cures things it doesn't cure. The Better Business Agency gives his company an F rating for a scam it ran about where yous buy one pillow and get another for gratis…which was really only the regular price. Information technology was basically: Pay the regular price twice and we'll throw in some other pillow. Onetime conservatives who picket commercials at 2:00 AM on Fox are real suckers for that kind of crap.

Lindell wrote an Op-Ed for the Duluth News-Tribune in 2018 stating, "Later on more than 500 days with Donald Trump as our president — with record-low unemployment and a booming economy — it's clear, Minnesota, that nosotros can rest easy." Then, he laid off 150 people. Hey, MyPillow guy…how many people did you lay off during the Obama presidency?

Praising and supporting Donald Trump tells me you don't care about honesty or that someone's a pathological liar and a conman. When you do that it tells me you're probably one yourself and nobody should ever purchase your products or go into business with you, especially the United states authorities at the behest of taxpayers. Mike Lindell is going to produce 50,000 face masks a twenty-four hour period? I'll believe it when it actually happens and information technology'south verified by a third party. On peak of that, I desire to see the contract. What are we, the taxpayers, paying for the MyPillow face masks? Hey, Mike. How about when yous brand 50,000, you lot give us 25,000 for free?

On another note, MyPillows has horrible ratings at Amazon. It's a crap pillow that someone filled with chunks of foam that reviewers say makes a big crunching audio when yous lay your head on information technology. Our medical professionals would probably be amend off wearing Dr. Birx's scarves than Mike Lindell's face masks.

Mike Francesca, a New York sports disc jockey and a Donald Trump supporter, went subsequently Trump for having Lindell at his press conference. He said, "Hospitals don't have the supplies they demand. So don't give me the MyPillow guy doing a vocal and dance up hither on a Monday afternoon when people are dying in Queens! Get the stuff made! Go the stuff where it needs to go and get the boots on the footing. Treat this like the crisis information technology is."

The song and trip the light fantastic is exactly why Lindell was there. These daily briefings are more about praising Trump for doing a horrible task than they are most providing a nation in crisis with valuable information. And Lindell did exactly what Donald Trump wanted him to do, which was to go assurance-deep with the sycophancy.

Lindell preached, "God gave us grace on November 8, 2016, to modify the course nosotros were on," talking about the day Donald Trump was mistakenly elected. He connected, "God had been taken out of schools and lives. A nation had turned its back on God. I encourage y'all to use this fourth dimension at home to get back in the Word, read our Bibles and spend fourth dimension with our families. With our dandy president, vice president and this administration and all the cracking people in this country praying daily, we will get through this and go dorsum to a place that's stronger and safer than ever." That's some serious cult worship. Keep in mind, this guy smoked a lot of crack cocaine back in the day.

Many in the press mocked him, like MSNBC'southward Ali Velshi who tweeted, "Trump just called the "My Pillow" guy upward to the podium in the Rose Garden. You lot cannot brand this stuff upwards." Play tricks News' Greg Gutfeld (who's their idea of a funny guy) tweeted a reply, "When you outset producing 50 thousand masks a day you tin can go up to the podium too In the meantime sit on your fence and keep your pollex up your ass." See? Fox News funny. And again, don't believe he'southward going to produce 50,000 face masks a day just considering they say he is. We've had three years of this. When will yous offset learning from experience?

Conservative radio host Larry O'Connor got upset and tweeted that the critics are "ungrateful jerks" and need to "STFU" virtually him. I actually promise he sees this cartoon.

Logan Hall of the right-fly propaganda hate site wrote, "The MyPillow guy has washed more to combat the spread of coronavirus than 99% of the blue checks whining about him." Again, how do you know he's done more and…what's a blue check? Can I get ane?

Lindell himself got upset over the criticism. Like Trump, he doesn't believe he receives enough appreciation. He went on Flim-flam News where Lou Dobbs played him a tape of MSNBC'southward Chris Hayes saying, "Seems crazy that everyone's even so taking these briefings seriously when you have the MyPillow guy getting up in that location talking nearly reading the Bible." Lindell replied, "I heard Jim Acosta set on me besides, and he was 10 feet from me, in the Rose Garden. This is just evil, Lou. This is evil." How far should 1 be from you earlier attacking and so information technology'south not evil? But hey, 10 anxiety is better than 6 so you're good.

He continued whining and supporting his cult with, "This president has been the best human in charge for such a time as this; it's just those newscasters, those journalists, nosotros know who they are… CNN, what they did to me, I'm distressing, I put on a bulletin of hope to the country that God had given us grace in November of 2016, a nation that turned its back on God, and right now we're part of this big revival." Feel free to break if you lot need to vomit. And again, praising Trump, grace from God, crack cocaine.

The MyPillow guy summed up with, "I am appalled by the journalists that I come across there. I used to think that, they are not that evil, yes, they are."

Wow. Maybe Mr. MyPillow guy will think I'm evil besides afterwards seeing this cartoon. Am I evil? Well if standing up for my nation against the attacks of Donald Trump and all those who are in his cult similar the MyPillow guy, then as Diamond Head sang, "Aye, I am."

Picket me draw.

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